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Plant a Little Sass with Every Pot!
Welcome to The Garden of Eatin’ (Sh*t) — your go-to mini stake pack for when your plants (or your friends) need a little attitude with their atmosphere. This delightfully inappropriate bundle includes our wildly popular “Shit” and “F*ckin’ Adorable” mini plant stakes, with a surprise bonus like “Oops” or “Damn” to keep things extra spicy.
Perfect for gifting to that cheeky mate with a wicked sense of humour or adding a touch of mischief to your own plant collection. These mini stakes are crafted by hand with colourful 12-gauge wire and a whole lot of personality. Think of them as small-but-mighty mood boosters for your leafy friends.
Whether it's a birthday giggle, a housewarming hit, or just because—this pack guarantees laughs, conversation, and maybe even a few raised eyebrows. Because who said plant care couldn’t be a little naughty?
These mini wire stakes are decorative and flexible, making them easy to pop into any pot. While tough in spirit, they’re best kept out of reach of small children and curious pets.
Saddle Up for Support – Let’s Help Chantelle Grow Through This